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Case #49 - The Infant Vs Sgt. Lena Moreno (beauty and the feast)

Case #49 - The Infant Vs Sgt. Lena Moreno (beauty and the feast)

     On December 30, 2013, Wayde Farrell and Steve Nemeth arrested two dirtbag parents for burglary and transported them to the station for booking. They also transported their 8 month old baby and 2 yr old toddler to the station to be picked up by the Department of Children's Services.
While Nemeth booked the parents, some of the station ladies assisted Farrell in tending to the little kids. The ladies included Mary Acosta, Julie MacAleer, Diane Gallegos, and Ms. Brazile Their assistance was a wee late as the 8 month old had already peed on Farrell's thigh, but better late than never.

     The older child was no problem and was easily entertained after a diaper change. The younger child was quite a bit fussier and his caterwauling was non-stop. Mary tried to feed him, Julie changed him and tried to feed him, Diane tried to soothe him, Ms. Brazile tried singing to him and Farrell offered to let the baby chew on some paperclips if he would just shut the hell up. Nothing worked, not even Farrell's soothing, melodious voice had its typical calming effect.

     Finally, Lena Moreno walked in wearing a tight T-shirt. Baby's eyes went wide, and focused like laser beams on the part of her T shirt located between her belly button and her neck. He quit crying, leaned towards her, with mouth opened almost as wide as his arms, and uttered his first word, "LUNCH!"
Lena just flashed a smile and said,
"Hey little boy, my eyes are up here."
Then she turned away from Farrell and cooed,
"Come here you.", to the baby. She picked him up, walked out to who knows where with the baby and returned 16 minutes later. Nobody knows what happened, but that baby boy was happy and smiling for the rest of his time at Carson station.

Verdict - Baby John Doe that smile you came back with tells the court that you are guilty of something. We may not know what, but you are definitely guilty!

Verdict - Lena Moreno, you may not be guilty, but you sure aren't innocent either.

Sentence - Baby John Doe, the court issues a stay away order from Lena Moreno.

Sentence - Lena Moreno, the court orders you to spend 10 minutes doing jumping Jacks and 20 minutes skipping rope in front of the judge.

Happy Birthday, Lena.

Comments

  1. Jeff BoyceDecember 11, 2019 at 5:24 PM

    That was a lot of fun.
    I am a booby man, truth be told.

    ReplyDelete

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